Well your shit out of luck.
McConaughey’s aversion to any form of fabric covering his chesticals is alive and well in what will no doubt be a hard-hitting piece…about an old stripper…teaching a young stripper… how to party….and pick up women.
C. Tate and M. Mac better take a break from oiling up their bods to clear some room for all the Oscars.
Seriously though – why is this happening? Is this really the best hollywood has to offer? Really??? I feel like I am falling into a dark abyss from which I will never escape. Will the sun ever shine again??
Aaaw shiiiiit….motivational McConaughey knows how to make everything allllright.