What’s lower than the bottom of the barrel?
The dirt beneath the barrel? The worms that live in the dirt beneath the barrel? The faeces the worms that live beneath the barrel feed on? Whatever it is, channel 9 is scraping it.
The latest edition of the poor mans (i.e. Australian) ‘Celebrity’ Apprentice has outdone itself in the contestant department. When did it become ok for someone that took part in a television competition (be it of the racing or cooking variety) to be called a celebrity? When did we lower that bar way, waaaay down? Don’t get me wrong, I love Marion’s convenient San Choy Bau and Pad Thai Kits, but a celebrity this does not make. And yes Nathan is attractive and seemed like a rad dude on The Amazing Race, but come on!
Since I’ve got a little rant going – what the hell is a glamour sportswoman??!! Oh and don’t think adding a token American in the form of The Hoff is going to do anything to lift the cred. That baywatch jacket must be wearing pretty thin.
The fact is nothing can beat the real deal: Trump screaming every word at legitimate celebrities while they are standing a mere foot away, his hair sitting atop his head like spun gold and his 80’s guy son’s – nowthat is quality.
I anticipate another trainwreck.